Last night's debate showed me a couple things:

If George Bush was the Presidential Candidate you'd want to have a beer with...

John McCain is a guy you'd want to drink some Metamucil with...

and Barak Obama is the type of Guy you'd want to drink a 40 with.

[Editors note: WOW! Ageism and Racism all thrown together in one run on sentence. The author sounds like some kind of Palin supporter. Dr. The Bird Man's credentials as a Liberal are being reviewed, and pending the outcome of that investigation he may no longer be working here at Left Whorled.]