Thursday, October 02, 2008

Bullets

1)mmmmmm...coffee.

2) My sister and I are going to try and come up with a drinking game to play whilst watching the VP debate tonight. We think it is the only way it will be tolerable. Here are some proposed rules:
- Drink every time Palin calls John McCain a "Maverick"
- Drink every time Biden says to Sarah Palin "Jane, you ignorant, misguided slut!" (this is an SNL reference so don't get too women's lib on me here)
- Drink every time Palin says "I'm gonna haveta get back to you on that..."
- Drink every time Biden just completely makes something up.
- Chug the rest of your beer and crush the can on your forehead every time Palin mentions the proximity of Alaska to Russia or talks about Moose hunting.
- Drink every time Biden says "I told Congress thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere..."
- Give up hope and move to Canada when Sarah Palin is elected Vice President.

3)I am submitting a chapter of my dissertation to the journal Ecological Applications today.

4)mmmmmmmm...coffee...

5) Please leave your drinking game rules suggestions in the comments

3 comments:

Hot Librarian said...

http://www.jossip.com/drinking-games-for-the-debates-20081002/

Becky said...

Hey man, I love your blog and have a link to it on my nerdy bird blog. I miss you guys lots and congrats on being preggers again! I am not watching the debate (no tv) but I hope you are good and sauced right now!

Dr. The Bird Man said...

Thanks Becky! I've been intermittently reading your blog, but just yesterday I added it to my reader...so now I'll be a regular. Your post on the Long Bridge was great and so was the one on off shore drilling.