We drove to the Hamptons and back over the weekend. The lovely, beautiful, over crowded Hamptons. I swear I saw Woody Allen crossing the street with a shiite, I mean a sunni, I mean Soon-Yi, in Amagansett. Whilst there I came up with two awesome business plans to pursue just in case this "Scientist" thing doesn't work.

1) Establish a Hamptons based "boy band" and call it the "Hamp-tones" How Clever is that?!? I would rake in the dough with my boys singing sweet harmonies at country clubs and bat mitvahs. Their first single would be something along the lines of "Life's a Beach." Yes, I know also very original and clever.

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2) Open a Hamptons micro-brewery and call it "BEER Hampton." That business is bound to be a success. I am basing that judgment on the longevity of cleverly named businesses like "Book Hampton," "Furniture Hampton," and "IceScream Hampton." Ok those last two I made up, but I think "IceScream Hampton" might be another great business idea. Think of it... an ice cream store where customers have to yell, shout or scream their orders at the counter attendants. No one would want to work there, but everybody would want to get their ice cream there.